~b~Triad~w~~n~Master Chan has been kidnapped!
~b~Triad~w~~n~They're headed for the docks in BOABO. Come on!
~b~Triad~w~~n~We've got to save him, or I'll get killed.
~b~Triad~w~~n~We've got the kidnappers pinned down. But, master Chan is trapped in the car.
~r~Irish Killer~w~~n~Cook, you motherfucker! Burn!
~b~Chan~w~~n~What will the Tongs think of me now? Kidnapped in my own car!
~b~Chan~w~~n~...Again!
~b~Chan~w~~n~This is all your fault, Huang!
~y~Huang~w~~n~My fault? Give me a break, you moron.
~b~Chan~w~~n~That gang took me because you knocked their driver out of that stupid street race!
~y~Huang~w~~n~But, you told me to...or is your brain so small you can't remember back that far?
~b~Chan~w~~n~Oh, you egomaniac with your long memory! Get some help.
~b~Chan~w~~n~Get some therapy. You narcissist. I could have been killed!
~b~Chan~w~~n~... Oh God. I need to change my pants.
~b~Chan~w~~n~Somebody take me back to my penthouse!
